1. "When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."
    Jack Handy, to get us in the spirit of spending time with family. (via shorterexcerpts)

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